Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Ten Commandments

And God spake all these words, saying,

1. Thou shalt not wear colors--it is forbidden;
2. Thou shalt not pay attention to body language--it is also forbidden;
3. Thou shalt not bother to find a bathroom at the beach;
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy (barring thou wasn't out until 7am the night before--in this case, thou should sleep);
5. 3 days shalt thou labor and do all thy work (as long as it's before 8pm), but the other 4 days are akin to the sabbath of the LORD thy God, in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy neighbor, nor thy grocer, nor thy ISEP coordinator;
6. Thou shalt not be patient with exchange students, they're not actually people;
7. Thou shalt not carry a backpack;
8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house (unless of course thy neighbor's house has 2 rooms and a kitchen);
9. Thou shalt not give thy students textbooks;
10. Honour thy father and thy mother (especially if they sent thou a package with bedsheets, towels, books, and lots of love!)

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